snegwoods
three yikes ur out
(via farewell)
I want to be a cryptid but not like I want to turn into mothman or bigfoot I just want to be regular old me but hanging out in the woods in a t-shirt and jeans and people look for me with binoculars and they find me hoarding stones by a riverbed eating lil debbie snack cakes and the government tries to conceal my existence
each time I tell you those three words I mean them more and more
we dem boys
(via itsagifnotagif)
My girlfriend sneezed and I accidentally said shut the fuck up instead of saying bless you
(via fruitcrocs)
I swear my dentist wants me to have braces for the rest of my life every time he says I’m going to get them off he changes his mind
(via fat-amy)
(via wifisting)
October 27, 2014: 1989 is #1 on iTunes
May 19, 2016: 1989 is #3 on iTunes